A fumblerule is a rule that breaks itself. English teachers have created and collected lists of grammar fumblerules for years, maybe for generations. Science editor George L. Trigg and NY Times columnist William Safire pulled together two long lists of these rules and published them in the 1970s.
Here are some of my favorites…
- Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
- Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
- Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
- No sentence fragments.
- Make sure each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
- If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing. In my opinion, I think that an author when he is writing should definitely not get into the habit of making use of too many unnecessary words that he does not really need in order to put his message across.
- Also, avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
- Don’t use no double negatives.
- “Avoid overuse of ‘quotation “marks.”‘”
- Don’t abbrev.
- It behooves us all to eschew archaic expressions.
- Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague.








November 16th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
I remember seeing these years ago! Thank you for posting them, now I can share them with my kids!
November 16th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
I love this! Will share with my girls in the morning to see how many of them they can catch. Goes right in line with my recent blog entries about poetry and language arts. Thanks for sharing.
November 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Hello, Cristina and Jen!
Thank you for visiting my blog. I’m glad you enjoyed the fumblerules. Humor is a great teaching tool, isn’t it?
November 18th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Hi my name is Maddie and I’m from Mrs.Braidwood’s class. I think that is really weird that we have fumblerules. I’ve heard of them before but I never knew that they were called that! What is your favourite fumblerule?
November 19th, 2010 at 7:58 am
Hello, Maddie!
You asked a hard question, because I like them all. I had a difficult time shortening the lists (at the linked page) to just these favorites.
It’s easier for me to identify the rules I find toughest to obey: omit repetition and avoid clichés. I’m lazy when I write! But I try to do plenty of editing so I can catch (most of) my mistakes.